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Blondes are always a nice subject for making funny jokes. How smart are they anyway? What is a blonde with two braincells? Pregnant! You see; it is really funny to make short jokes about blondes. So get ready for a laugh! Here are some really very funny short clean jokes about blondes!







Blond intelligence

Steve Sailer Wrote a nice article about 'The Blonde Wars'. Of course, the dumb blonde jokes are aimed at blonde women (frequently by non-blonde women). And the vast majority of blondes are dyed. Women who go through all the upkeep of being bottle blondes are upping the ante in the sexual attractiveness arms race. It's natural for other women to make nasty jokes about them. Similarly men often say uncomplimentary things about men who use steroids and artificial testosterone, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andrew Sullivan, because they are against this kind of masculinity arms (or in this case, biceps) race.
But speaking very roughly, the blonder the country, the more Nobel Prizes it wins per capita! Northern European nations score well on IQ tests, although not quite as high as northeast Asian countries.



Example of a joke about blondes

Here is an example of a joke about the intelligence of blondes.
One day a scientist wanted to prove that, contrary to popular belief, blondes were actually smart. To prove his theory he gathered a huge convention of blondes. He chose one lady out of the crowd and began to ask her questions.
"What is 12x11?"
"120?"
The crowd yelled, "Give her another chance!"
The scientist asked again, "What is 6x4?"
"25?"
The crowd yelled, "Give her another chance!"
The scientist asked a final time, "What is 2+2?"
The blonde ventured "4?"
The crowd yelled, "Give her another chance!"

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Anyway, the color of your hair doesn't have any affect on your health. Dr. Rex Russell, a board-certified invasive radiologist who practices in Fort Smith, Arkansas has studied 'What the Bible Says About Healthy Living'.

Blondes are rare

A blonde is very special. People with blond hair are rare! From very light brown to really pale blond, the various types of blondness are found in a little less than 1.8% of the world's population! Blondes always have some sort of yellowish color, from very pale blond to reddish strawberry blond colors or golden brownish blond colors. True blonds have the thinnest strands of hair while the strands of red hair are the thickest.

Gentlemen prefer blondes

Tahira Yaqoob of the Daily Mail found proof that cavemen preferred blondes too. Researchers believe women with blonde hair and blue eyes were in their element at the end of the Ice Age. Compared to brunettes, they were far more successful at capturing the attention of potential male mates. Until then, humans, who originated in Africa, tended to have dark hair and eyes. But in Europe, a rare mutation of light-coloured hair saw the arrival of The Blonde 10,000 years ago. At a time when men were in short supply, and therefore able to be choosy, she emerged as a particularly sought-after mate.

Unlike his counterpart in Africa, European ancient man found it tough to hunt reindeer, bison and horses and many died in the challenge or through starvation. As man became monogamous through the difficulty of trying to support more than one wife, women were left with tough competition to claim one of the few available partners. It soon emerged that men were drawn to the rare sight of fair hair, ensuring the rise of the blonde cavewoman and a guarantee that the golden gene would be passed to another generation.
Anthropologist Peter Frost, of St Andrews University said: "The usual pattern of too many males and too few females was reversed among ancestral Europeans. "Men were exposed to a higher risk of hunting mortality while limiting their ability to provide for more than one wife. "With fewer men altogether and even fewer polygynous ones, women had to compete for a limited supply of potential husbands. It may be that bright colours stimulate sexual attraction in the brain. "When an individual is faced with potential mates of equal value, it will tend to select the one that stands out from the crowd."
Mr Frost, whose findings are to be published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour, added: "Human hair and eye colour are unusually diverse in northern and eastern Europe and their origin over a short span of evolutionary time indicates some kind of selection." He said the high death rate of male hunters "increased the pressures of sexual selection on early European women".
In modern times, the appeal of the blonde has been reinforced in popular culture. Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot have become icons of blonde beauty.

Professor John Manning, of the University of Central Lancashire, said blondes were chosen as mates because it was thought their fair hair was an indication of higher levels of oestrogen and fertility. He said: "If you can only support one wife because of the extreme cold, lack of food and vast distances you need to go to hunt food, you needed to ensure the woman you married was fertile and would bear you lots of children." Separate research in Japan suggests blonde hair originated 11,000 years ago from a mutant gene.




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