The best jokes most often are the one-liners!
A short joke is the best! Keep a joke simple and clean, this will make people laugh.
A one-liner is the best example. Wise men or women are able to make a very funny joke in just one sentence.
Read the really very funny one-liners!
One-liners, funny single-lined jokes
What kind of funny humor is a one-liner? A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line.
Are they as funny as a funny blog, funny clips or funny pictures?
A one-liner is a joke that takes to its heart the principle that brevity is the soul of wit.
One-liners are known for eliciting cheap, quick laughs, but they can become tiresome to audiences when used excessively by a performer.
An example of moviestars using one-liners frequently is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
One-liner jokes are still very populair, also by stand-up comedians.
Some really funny one-liners are:Mitch Hedberg: "I haven't slept for ten days, 'cause that would be too long."
Steven Wright: "A friend asked me if I slept well. I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes'."
Jay London: "A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock."
"Do I have amnesia? I've forgotten."
90% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Spiderman: "Hey Shocker! How does your absorbency compare to the leading brand?"
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
Henny Youngman: "Take my wife. Please." (addressing an usher.)
"There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who cannot." (best delivered holding four fingers)
"There are 10 kinds of people; those who understand the binary calculus and those who don't." (best delivered in print because saying "one zero" betrays the joke's punchline.)
Oscar Wilde, upon arriving at US customs 1882: "I have nothing to declare except my genius."
Dorothy Parker: "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
Barry Goldwater: "If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream."
James Scott McEwan: "Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
See Wikipedia for more information about one-liners.